How to Make a Board, by Dave Barry
Sorry, I’ve been asked by the very nice person at DaveBarry.com to remove the column that I had reprinted here. Mr. Barry’s assistant wrote, “Thanks for writing, but we don’t give anyone permission to post Dave’s columns online. Sorry!“
It’s a hilarious column however and if you google “”How to Make a Board” by Dave Barry” you just may find it out there somewhere.