Sorry, I’ve been asked by the very nice person at DaveBarry.com to remove the column that I had reprinted here. Mr. Barry’s assistant wrote, “Thanks for writing, but we don’t give anyone permission to post Dave’s columns online. Sorry!”
It’s a hilarious column however and if you google “”How to Make a Board” by Dave Barry” you just may find it out there somewhere.
The Sharpening Blog 
Oh my word! My side hurts from laughing. Thanks! 🙂
Love.
If I had known this was an advanced lesson I would have allowed myself more time.
That was a great read. Thank you for posting it.
So many truths in this story………