How Sharp Is It? …

… It’s SO sharp —

— it can make a shaving from a shaving.

— it can cut you from an inch away.

— if you drop it, it will disappear into the Earth.

— the edge is transparent.

— it can cut through red tape.

— it can cut water into hydrogen and oxygen.

— it can cut purple into red and blue.

— it can cut the fabric of space-time.

— it can cut the blarney from the stone.

— it can slice the scent off a rose.

— it can shave Chuck Norris

Got one? Please add it below!

About Ron Hock

Owner of HOCK TOOLS (.com) and author of "The Perfect Edge, the Ultimate Guide to Sharpening for Woodworkers"
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15 Responses to How Sharp Is It? …

  1. Adam W says:

    …it can split an atom.

  2. Handi says:

    It’s SO Sharp it can Split a Hair.

  3. …..it can shave the whiskers off of a gnat.

  4. David Griffiths says:

    …it can perform circumcision on flies

  5. David H. says:

    … when it cuts one, everybody on earth has to leave the room.

  6. Amos Bullington says:

    it can split frog hair three ways.

  7. say look at that, its bone.

  8. angosturabitters says:

    …it’s so sharp that it caused ron hock to raise an eyebrow.

  9. … it can split an electron.

    … it can split Ron Hock from sharpening.

    … it can separate these letters from the screen.

  10. It’s so sharp it got a better SAT score than you.

  11. Randy Goodhew says:

    It’s so sharp that the edge only has one side.

  12. … care must be used when inserting it into the plane body to prevent damaging the sidewalls.

  13. Chuck Vance says:

    It’s so sharp the shaving has only one side. (Hi, Ron. Just discovered your blog thanks to a post by Paddy on Facebook. Love it!)

  14. timbrell says:

    it could circumcise a gnat

  15. pauls49 says:

    it can cut a lie off a politician.

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